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to buy MEN ARE PIGS And Deserve To Die |
| 1) BUYING A BOOK ABOUT MEN IS SO MUCH CHEAPER THAN PSYCHIATRIC THERAPY! |
| 2) READING A BOOK IS LESS FATTENING THAN CHOCOLATES; THOUGH WHY HE CAN'T DEAL WITH A SVELTE 200 LB VIXEN LIKE YOU IS ANYONE'S GUESS! |
| 3) IT'S ONE MORE WAY TO RUN UP THE CREDIT CARD OF THAT CHEAP BASTARD! |
| 4) THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOUR MALE BOSS SO MAD THAT HE WILL SCREAM AT YOU. |
| 5) MEN ARE PIGS MAKES A TASTEFUL PRESENT AT A BRIDAL SHOWER! AND IT'S ALWAYS FUN TO SEE A BRIDE CRY! |
| 6) IT WILL COMPLIMENT THE PLAYBOY MAGAZINE YOUR HUSBAND LEAVES IN THE JOHN. (IT'S ALSO A GREAT ICE BREAKER AT PARTIES, THOUGH YOU SHOULDN'T HOLD YOUR PARTY IN THE JOHN!) |
| 7) READING MEN ARE PIGS WILL MAKE TIME FLY WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE DIVORCE TO FINALIZE AND THE ALIMONY CHECKS TO ARRIVE (HOLD YOUR BREATH ON THAT ONE HONEY!) |
| 8) BUY THE BOOK BECAUSE THE LITTLE GIRL IN YOU IS WAITING TO BREAK FREE! FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST! |
| 9) THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS. WHEN YOU FINALLY GO POSTALE (AS THE FRENCH MIGHT SAY) THE BOYS IN WHITE NEED SOME REASON TO BELIEVE IT WASN'T ANOTHER CASE OF PMS! |
| 10) FINALLY, YOU NEED TO BUY MEN ARE PIGS AND DESERVE TO DIE SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU'LL GET A KICK OUT OF IT! |