Hi! I'm Sonya Steinem, a single working mother, neurosurgeon, tennis pro,
model and concert pianist now devoting my spare time to saving
the dolphins while writing about a dozen books. In short, I am just like you, a
Goddess!
Yes, like you I am a Goddess-Victim of
a Piggish world, a Man's World! Why, often I am not able to have my
nails done on a weekly basis! That's why I wrote my book, MEN ARE PIGS And Deserve To Die, to help other women oppressed by SuperBowl Sunday to throw off the shackles, chains and misfortunes of grevious Football Holy Week jokes on the Boob Toob.
Oh, I know sometimes men can be cute (like when they wipe the pizza off their mouths long enough to give you a big smoochie!) But does that mean Hillary shouldn't be President? I think not! And of course, I miss my Steven, currently doing penance in a monastary in the Swiss Alps for having treated me boorishly. Why, that man would have wasted the rest of his life in coochie bar if it wasn't for me! Fortunately for him, he must now spend the rest of his life making it up to me, or he can just forget that vague promise of incredible makeup sex (that I was just teasing him with anyway!)
Well, enough of this, if you want to read the rest of my story, you have to:
How can you miss the fun? Or maybe you'd like to kick the tires a little through these links: